Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
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How do you organize a space party? You planet!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I'm going on ahead!
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